Sep 18, 2009

Not MY child!!!!

My child does NOT get up at 5:00 am every morning, and I do NOT just sit him in front of the T.V. and go back to bed. cause who would do that? an unsupervised 2 year old?... call CPS!

My child Does NOT throw himself on the asphalt in the parking lot! How EMBARRASSING! I am so glad that NEVER happens to me...

My Child would NEVER drink Vanilla soy milk and eat fishy crackers all day just because that is almost all he will eat. I mean seriously make that kid eat his veggies.

My child would NEVER hit me. And I would never put him in time out and smile at him while he is being so cute saying "mommy why?" with his cute little smile and adorable eyes! seriously push over moms like that need Dr. Phil!


IT OFFICIAL PEOPLE... The TERRIBLE TWOS are HERE!....

3 comments:

Raimi said...

I feel your pain! My 2 year old has been into the Desitin, Crisco, & 12 hour lipstick...just this week :-)! Hang in there!

Kari said...

nice! Gotta love the terrible two's! I'm still convinced three is way worse than two though!! Hope you guys are doing well!!

Kristin said...

Ditto! I am right there with ya! Tantrums and all...agh! Lets just fastforward a few years, because I know that the terrible threes aren't much better!! Enjoy the cute moments right? Because there are quite a few of those right now too!! Hope you guys are getting settled in okay!